Et Lux Facta Est

uh-ohspaghettio:

Love wins! Wrong, if you watch Supernatural (2005-2020) you will learn that love factually and consistently loses

not-supernatural:

supernatural religion moments that make me slightly crazy - (21/?)

runraerun:

I kind of wish they had kept certain devily things about Jack. Like how when Kelly was pregnant with him she would burn when she held a bible. Like the juxtaposition of him being so innocent and ✋🙂 ‘hi I’m Jack!’ and then a bible literally lighting itself on on fire and burning in his hands and him being like ‘🙂🔥… huh. Well that’s weird.’

Like I get none of this happens to him because it shows he’s good and not like Lucifer but I just think it would be a cute & funny contrast to him being so clearly adorable to also “oh I can’t wear the priest collars like my Dad’s do. They immediately try and choke the life out of me. Crazy right?!”

Or like the cross thing with Lucifer. He has to keep flipping them back around when he’s working a case in a home so the owners don’t notice and freak out. Whispering for the crosses with little tortured men on them to “stay!” As he backs away from it. ✝️👀

“How do churches do that thing? Like you know, the thing where the air shifts when you come inside like it’s trying to suffocate you a little bit and there’s like a constant invisible force trying to push you toward the exit? …. It’s just me again, isn’t it?”

Or asking if it’s possible he’s allergic to holy water because it makes him break out into welts when it accidentally gets on him. Dean’s like “…yeah. Allergies. 👀 that’s what it is.”

girlsnout:

plaguedocboi:

A job I was applying for mentioned I would be working with something called a “frosted flatwoods salamander”, which sounded positively delightful, so I looked them up and I could not be more pleased with what this beast looks like

ALT

sluttyxmoney:

The customer is not always right in fact sometimes the customer is stupid

gougerre:

sleepy-bebby:

coughloop:

very-serious-writing-blog:

sexiest thing a character can do is drag their past around like it’s a dead body tied to their ankles

Squidward muthafucking Tentacles

lallyloo:

lux-morningstar:

after Wolf McWolf, JK Rowling gives us Lizard Lizard

I want JK Rowling to name all my children

someone just liked this post from a long time ago and i just wanna say this post is cancelled. i don’t want JK Rowling near me nor any children whatsoever. the bitch can go rot in hell where she belongs.